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Am I Goblin?

Answer 18 suspiciously specific questions. Pull a Goblin diagnosis card. Find out which behavior pattern has been leaving tiny evidence everywhere.

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No real science. Just vibes, roasts, and weirdly accurate results. For entertainment only.

1Answer behavior questions
2Pull a diagnosis card
3Share the evidence
GB-CGSSR-ish
Chaos Goblin character

Chaos Goblin

Chaos/Human mode: plan contaminator

Plans become side quests.

GB-SPFoil Spiral
Spiral Goblin character

Spiral Goblin

Mind/Human mode: tone prosecutor

Thoughts have footnotes.

GB-IGCart Rare
Impulse Goblin character

Impulse Goblin

Chaos/Human mode: cart prophecy believer

Adds weird stuff to cart.

GB-RGReceipt Foil
Receipt Goblin character

Receipt Goblin

Mind/Human mode: camera-roll prosecutor

Evidence gets archived.

GB-SHCouch Mystic
Shortcut Goblin character

Shortcut Goblin

Systems/Human mode: effort auditor

Does less, wins anyway.

GB-DGTheater Rare
Drama Goblin character

Drama Goblin

Social/Human mode: minor-event cinematographer

Tiny problem, full scene.